Broken cheese and weird anatomy

Jonas is starting to come out of his shell. He's always been our shy one ... since it's apparently politcally incorrect mommy talk to say shy these days, I'll just go ahead and correct myself—he's "slow to warm up."

He even whispered a itty bitty "hi" to the cashier at the store the other day. That's a huge step for him from Silent Jonas. At home though, he's a regular jibber jabber-ererer. And, he's at that age where he says the funniest things. Dang I love 2!

Parents always say they should write these things down so they don't forget them. Time lacking means they never do and of course most of their cuteness is forgotten. So, here I give you two of the many, many cute things Jonas has been saying lately. I'm writing them for your enjoyment as much as for myself to remember.

WE NEED TO WORK ON ANATOMY

He points to his body, naming all his parts. "These are my knees, my feet, (points to his elbows,) THESE are by iPODS!!"

HOLY BROKEN CHEESE BATMAN

He wanted a piece of Swiss cheese so I gave him the bag because these days you CANNOT pick anything for him. This is what big boys do, they pick everything for themselves, and be damned the person who tries to do anything, and I mean ANYTHING, for him. Anyways, back to the cheese. He snatches the bag and starts digging around for just the right one. Dig, dig, dig .... touching every single piece much to my unhappiness, but anyway ... then he throws the bag down and says "Mom, all these cheeses are broken!"