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Never question Confucius!

By Richie Ann Ashcraft
I was invited to lunch last week by coworkers who claimed I had been doing the mommy thing too well and neglecting them. Just to prove their point, they made name tags just in case I had forgotten. A buncha wise-guys! We spent the hour interviewing each other in true journalistic fashion. I was the interviewee for the most part and tried to rattle off as much information about myself between slurps of hot-n-sour soup. "What do you think this baby is going to be?" "I think it's going to be a girl," replied I. "Oh, I hope it's a girl....I have the cutest little dress to her!" But, their were some skeptics at the table giving me the raised eyebrow and bragging about their all knowing baby guessing capabilities. As the meal wrapped up the plate of fortune cookies was passed around. "You have to read it out loud and say 'In the bathroom'." "K." I waited for my turn grinning from ear to ear. My fortune said "Son." Turns out Confucius was right!

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