“That’s Not A Candy Cane Son”

While washing dishes in the kitchen recently I could hear Soren rummaging around in my purse. Suddenly, he got excited thinking he had found something really good. "Canny Cane Canny Cane Canny Cane" he started chanting while running over with his prize to his dad. "Open Canny Cane Daaaad-EEEE," he begged. "Richie ...." my loverhubby called, "Riiicchhhiiieeee." Obviously this was one of those things only a mother could open.(?????) I came around the corner to see Soren shoving an unopened tampon at his father who of course refused to even touch it. "Canny cane Daaadeeee. Soren share. Open canny cane Daaadeee." He was jumping up and down with excitement. "That's not a candy cane son." I guess there are some things that only a mom can take care of.