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GWAR-B-Q Sauce Approved for Human Consumption

By David Goe

Scanning the merch table at tonight's Gwar show, you'll find more than just T-shirts and albums for sale. GWAR-B-Q sauce, "personally created for human consumption by none other than GWAR’s steel-faced guitar player, Balsac, the Jaws of Death" is a tangy addition to the interstellar band's offerings. 

GWAR-B-Q Sauce was created to "pour on dead things and then ram them into that great, greasy pothole you call a mouth," 43-billion-year-old Oderus Urungus from the planet Scumdogia said in a previous interview. According to Balsac the Jaws of Death the sauce is "mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks." 

The sauce coincides with the band's 4th Annual GWAR-B-Q in Richmond Virginia, a music spectacular for all Gwar slaves. This year's event is the most bone-crushing ever as the Antarctic rock gods will also release their own beer, Impaled Ale.

"Eat and drink yourself into a diabetic stupor, then puke it all up in the slam pit! It's going to rule!" promises Oderus.  

Pick up a bottle of your own tonight during Gwar's "Bloody Pit of Horror" show at the Mesa Theater. Be there or suffer the shame of being incredibly pathetic!

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