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A problem of mammoth proportions

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So, what was that about man-caused global warming again? And what was that about how hungry, carnivorous Stone-Age nimrods hunted the mammoth to extinction? Er, well, maybe not. Now I could be wrong, but unless there were Pleistocene pick-ups tanking up at the tar pits, the SUV wasn't to blame for this go-round of global warming. In fact, it looks as though Mother Nature was up to her old tricks, devouring her creations with new ones. In fact, if you like mammoths and want them back, it would appear the best tool in the chest is the good -ol' chainsaw. And they run on gas and electricity! Really.