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Well, seems that oral fixation is going to be all the rage in Colorado this summer. Residents will get to sign, most likely anyway, petitions for ballot measures that would ban smoking and allow marijuana. Yup, in our utopian future, Coloradans can smoke, but not toke. Go figure. Unless, they're, like, too hungry or distracted to sign both petitions. On the other hand, maybe Ricky Williams will sign with the Broncos. For, like, a few bucks and, like, time to, like, hang out. And stuff. Like, really.