It can’t be that obvious, can it?

I don't know how this occurred exactly, but what follows is an e-mail missive from a fellow grad of Cal State Long Beach and former co-worker with whom I correspond occasionally: "How the heck are you? I had a job candidate in last week who said you were 'America's most conservative columnist.' How come you're not on Fox?" Maybe it's clear to everyone else, but I don't know why I come up in the middle of a job interview in Bellingham, Wash., but I'm endeavoring to find out.