Finger-licking good (hee, hee, hee-hee)
Poor witches. They really get a bad rap. Aside from some recreational mayhem and evil plotting, all they seem to want is a little peace and quiet (with the occasional snack of a plump first-grader).
Then along come trespassing kids, villagers with torches and pitchforks, Cotton Mather — the usual headaches. It’s enough to make a mistress of darkness gag on her lizard tails.
Poor witches. It’s sad.
Unfortunately, Halloween’s not the time for compassion. Witches aren’t going to get any breaks this year. Keep your hands in your robes, ladies, because we’re coming for your fingers.
A delightfully gross Halloween treat, this tasty shortbread cookie has all the appearance of a real finger, complete with a blanched almond for a crusty old nail and red decorator gel for blood.
It’s horrifying. It’s Halloween.