The List: Some other ways Dairy Queen can continue to perfect The Blizzard
The Blizzard is now in a waffle cone! Game changer! Here are some other ways Dairy Queen can continue to perfect The Blizzard:
1 Serve it from the back of a unicorn.
2 Add Nutella.
3 Add Key Lime Pie. On a stick?
4 Add Peanut Butter Snickers and Take Five.
5 It comes with a mani, pedi.
6 Beach options.
7 A spoon with a fatter handle.
8 The soundtrack to “Frozen” plays with every bite.
9 Complimentary supernatural stain guard for children and some adults.
10 Create a white chocolate blizzard with chocolate ice cream.
11 The waffle cone is dipped in salted caramel.
12 Magic anti-sticky sauce.
13 Getting to the drive-up window after ordering is immediate, subverting space and time.
14 Give it to me free.