The List: suggested state symbols

Cannabis leaf

While the fight over the official Colorado fruit goes on, here are some other state symbols/designations that should be suggested:

1 State plague: zombification.



2 State weed: weed.



3 State car: Subaru Outback.



4 State weather complaint: “It was just warm five minutes ago!”


5 State injury: Torn ACL.



6 State emotion: high.



7 State blight: Texans or Californians.


8 State expression: “...but it’s so worth it.”


9 State water type: irrigated.



10 State hobby: still high.



11 State sport: bragging about what you just did outside.


12 State warning: Don’t go by yourself. Or always tell someone where you’re going.


13 State road: under construction and/or closed for rockfall mitigation.


— Sentinel staff


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