The List: suggested state symbols
While the fight over the official Colorado fruit goes on, here are some other state symbols/designations that should be suggested:
1 State plague: zombification.
2 State weed: weed.
3 State car: Subaru Outback.
4 State weather complaint: “It was just warm five minutes ago!”
5 State injury: Torn ACL.
6 State emotion: high.
7 State blight: Texans or Californians.
8 State expression: “...but it’s so worth it.”
9 State water type: irrigated.
10 State hobby: still high.
11 State sport: bragging about what you just did outside.
12 State warning: Don’t go by yourself. Or always tell someone where you’re going.
13 State road: under construction and/or closed for rockfall mitigation.
— Sentinel staff